How to Know if Your Underwear is Dirty

I was educated yesterday by my four year old on how to know if your panties are dirty.

I have been really trying to teach her how to keep her room clean and organized. Yesterday I was guiding her to pick up the small mess of things. A pair of panties was on her floor and I asked her to pick them up and put them in the hamper if they were dirty or put them away if they were clean.

She picks them up and starts to take them to the hamper, stops, turns around and tells me, "Oh these are clean mom because they don't have any poop stains in them."

Looks like we need to have a little talk about what "clean" panties mean.